Coffee in my hand,
Running late for work again,
Sock don't match today.
There once was a cat in a hat,
Who loved to play fetch with a rat,
But one day the rat
Said "that's enough of that"
And now the cat's left feeling flat.
I stepped into the elevator,
And hit the button for my floor,
The doors shut tight behind me,
As I heard a strange, rumbling,
The elevator started shaking,
As i began to ascend,
I thought to myself,"Oh no
This is how my life will end."